Friday, June 14, 2013

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Losing your virginity in high school or early college can be scary, but at least there's kind of a cultural script for it. If you're a little older, though, you may have to write a script of your own. Pinup and guru Von Hottie generously shared with me some options:

    Get out of town. Preferably Paris, France. Pick an attractive, mysterious European stranger who doesn't speak a word of English and is totally inappropriate for your real life, but perfect for this occasion. Wine and dine along Lululemon Groove Pants Seine, stroll across a bridge, then drag your man back to your hostel and ask him to teach you Lululemon Crops Pants real meaning of l'amour. When they ask you at customs if you have anything to declare, you can proudly proclaim, "Yes, I'm open for business!" International relations will have never been so improved.

    Go Primal. Get a bunch of friends together and throw a pagan bacchanal party. Invite several eligible bachelors and wear white robes and a flower garland in your hair. After lululemon yoga athletica canada wine has flowed freely for several hours, let The Goddess "speak from within" and choose your lover. No man can refuse what The Goddess has decreed, am I right? Bonus points if lululemon yoga canada whole party leads lululemon yoga outlet two of you in a parade to your bedroom.

    Do It lululemon yoga Old-Fashioned Way. Get drunk, get a stranger, get down. Warning: This could be lululemon yoga pant worst sex you ever have, but that's okay because it only means it will get better. If anything goes horribly awry, like he loses his erection, or one or both of you gets a nosebleed, just take a break and try again. And this time, get on top.

And last but not least, a word of advice for advanced virgins from former twentysomething virgin KW:

    I really only have one tip for losing your virginity in your twenties: The Group Experience. Mind. Gutter. Out. What I'm talking about is lululemon yoga pants need to have a solid core of female friends to guide you through lululemon clothing first-time sex experience. In my case, it was a gaggle of ladies I met my freshman year at college. We called ourselves lululemon clothing for cheap "Restless Virgins", we read trashy romance novels, had our gay boyfriends teach us about blow jobs (demonstrate in person on bananas…), and we made one another feel better about lululemon closing fact that we were in our twenties and we hadn't given it up yet. When I finally gave myself to that "special" boy on lululemon clothing for sale left coast, my girls were on discount lululemon yoga outlet east planning a cherry popping party, complete with gifts and Madonna songs to welcome me back.

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